Commission: Taken Away

Tina: "I think I just swallowed a fly!"

Officer: "Aw crap!  Heimlich time!"

Tina: "You're doing it wrong!"

Jon (thinking to self, melancholy): "It's up to me now.  To fix things.  To end things.  I must face Xironooti alone."

Tina: "Honey!  This idiot doesn't know how to make me un-swallow that fly!  Help!"

Jon (sighing): "Hold still you two.  I'll get the ipecac.  And try not to blow up the house while I'm in the bathroom!"

Tina: "No...promises!!!!"

Officer: "I hear one of the rubber rooms at Camelorum is bomb-resistant!"

Tina: "Not helping!"

Officer: "A pity you're not an old lady!  My husband won't move until our last horse dies!  I could have you swallow that!  But no matter!  Mother Goose can't..."

(Giant goose bursts through wall and abducts Tina)

Jon: "Found- oh..."

Officer: "Well, there goes my bonus!"

Jon: "You couldn't keep your mouth shut, could you?"

Officer: "The chief will eat my badge with his Wheaties for this!  Come on, let's find out where they're going!"